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Tuesday, October 6th, 2009
2:55 pm	Please validate my stupid life decisions with a generically soothing comment. I will reciprocate by validating one of your stupid choices, or attacking someone you think is wrong (my choice). (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 10th, 2004
11:45 pm	Holy shit Waves are big. Current Mood: worried Current Music: Bach (5 Comments |Comment on this)
12:57 am	The Wide Open Sea! I have uncoiled my first leg of extension cord and launched the first WAP BOUY in the surf at Ocean Beach. The friggin droids in outer richmond don't have any WAPs I can reach, so, anyways, I am off to Hawaii! The toilet is not handling very well. But I've discovered that it's ever so handy when I get seasick! Will try to get my GPS receiver working and provide co-ordinates later. Current Mood: wet Current Music: Bach (Comment on this)
Saturday, August 7th, 2004
4:04 pm	whee! Here comes the Golden Gate! I've almost made it to the bridge. Still able to use open WAPs. Didn't sleep well last night, but I had the weirdest dream. I was standing on an open plain, with only the flat yellow earth all around out to the horizon. That's it. I wonder what it means? Paddling like mad. Went backwards for a few hours while the tide was coming in. Oh for the open main! Batten up the mainsail! Brace the halyards and strap down the bobstays! Here we go! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, August 6th, 2004
10:26 pm	We're Off! I have set out from the Ferry Terminal, paddling like mad. I've almost made it up to Pier 39. I am saving my WiFi bouys for later, as I am still able to post using open WAPs onshore. Someone on Calhoun Terrace has one. CALHOUNTERRACE. Anyways, I am posting from my toilet, the HMS Salle Du Bains. All well so far, swells under control. I saw a seal! Part of me thinks I should have started from Ocean Beach. Tomorrow, the Golden Gate! Now I am going to try to sleep, curled up in the bowl. It's a little uncomfortable. The flush handle keeps digging in to my cheek. More later! (Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 4th, 2004
10:37 am	Still not getting a lot of donations.. I need to raise enough money for extension cords and some sort of inflatable widget, and a bunch of WAPs. I plan to great a wireless "pontoon bridge" from San Francisco to Hawaii, so I can post about my progress, post pictures and so forth. Come on, people! Pony up for this great venture! I'll also need an iPod and some sort of sleek digital camera. I'm thinking whatever the latest Elph. I guess they're called Powershots now. S500! Does anyone know where I can get a chrome iPod? I need my accessories to match on this historic journey. Current Mood: chipper Current Music: Bach (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 3rd, 2004
4:04 pm	Toilet mods proceeding apace Toilet mods proceeding apace. V. excited. Recruiting for chase boat. Pls paypal me money for supplies. Current Mood: chipper Current Music: Bach (Comment on this)
2:19 pm	A Mighty Voyage In honor of these nitwits I shall be rowing to Hawaii in a modified toilet. I'll be blogging the journey here, whenever I can get my satellite link or something up. Some whizzy tech thingy. Current Mood: bouncy Current Music: Bach (Comment on this)
Monday, April 5th, 2004
5:43 pm	everything you need to know The hamburger the hamburger you know it's got the bacteria the AIDS you know the bacteria. the salisbury steak you know salisbury steak? like a inch thick the salisbusy steak got the bacteria too and the mad cow it's got the mad cow. i got the mad cow too, yeah, i got the mad cow. i gotta have cialis you know the cialis it's for curing the mad cow. yeah i got the mad cow from the salisbury steak. the marijuana and the crack they got bacteria too, you gotta stay away from the marijuana, the drugs, cause it's the bacteria in it, make you sick. i'm suing them yeah my lawyer he tell me i'm suing gonna get a 3 million dollar settlement. what day is it today? it's sunday? sunday sunday is that a holiday? yeah it's the sunday i got an appointment on the 19th but that's too long cause i got the mad cow. you know the whoppers they got the mad cow the disease in the whoppers don't eat them. the drugs tool, don't take the heroin cause it's got the bacteria in it. what day is it? sunday. thanks, it's sunday. two weeks to my appointment cause i got the mad cow look at my hands see? that's cause i'm sick, i'm sick. i got an appointment on the 19th but that's too long i ain't gonna wait that long i need the cialis. i'm suing them yeah gonna get 39 million dollars my lawyer he tells me and i'm suing them too. i got the mad cow from the hamburgers and the salisbury steaks and the bacteria in the sausage egg and cheese, i'm sick. i got an appointment on the 19th. what day it is today? is it sunday? Don't smoke the crack, it's got bacteria in it, you know, the AIDs. I'm sick I got to get cialis, I got the mad cow. Is this powell? I got to get off at powell. Is it sunday? the heroin and the crack and the marijuana, i don't take that stuff, cause it's got the bacteria, you know, the AIDs. I got that. I'm sick. I only take a few drugs, you know the prescription kind like my doctor gives me a prescription for? what day is it today? sunday? yeah i only take the tylenol, robitussin, advil, clyndomycin, aspirin, erithromicin, aspirin, excedrin, ibuprofen, accutane, yeah that's all i take. only the prescription drugs like my doctor gives me cause i got the mad cow, from the hamburgers and the salisbury steak, yeah they got the mad cow and the bacteria the AIDs you know. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 9th, 2004
11:26 pm	Another madlib So I was thinking about <boring thing> when it occurred to me that <other boring thing> which led to <most boring thought ever>. I guess that's just the way my mind works! <inane textual convention for giggling> ANYWAYS. The whole point of the first bit of quiet time was to sort out my feelings about <first boring thing, see above> and I feel like I got some sort of resolution. I guess when I figured out that <something completely irrelevant to first boring thing> things just sort of clicked together for me. <different inane textual convention for giggling> The best thing about <stupid acronym or something for livejournal or blogs or something> is that by posting here I can <dumb way to say 'remember stuff'> and that helps me hold on to my <oblique reference to sanity, extra points for making it clear that everyone except me knows I don't have enough brainpower to sustain 'sanity' per se> Current Mood: thoughtful Current Music: Bach (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 4th, 2004
12:31 pm	Livejournal Madlib Today, I did <interesting thing>. Yesterday, I did <other interesting thing>. What do you think? Should I do <third interesting thing> or <fourth interesting thing> tomorrow? Anyways, I was with <interesting person> and we were talking about <interesting topics> and then <pronoun> said <funny thing> and I just had to tell everyone about it here. Isn't that the best? I laughed until <fluid> came out of <orifice>. Current Mood: excited Current Music: Bach (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, February 22nd, 2004
10:46 pm	Uh By the way, how does one keep track of friends with a livejournal? They keep getting lost. Current Mood: excited Current Music: Bach (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, February 6th, 2004
1:22 am	Hey So, I figure I'm mostly going to be using this livejournal to be keeping track of my friends and stuff. Current Mood: excited Current Music: Bach (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 27th, 2004
10:07 pm	Aha! I just remembered. I'm a guy. Duh. Current Mood: horny Current Music: Bach (1 Comment |Comment on this)
9:33 pm	still horny Current Mood: horny Current Music: Bach (Comment on this)
9:12 pm	still horny Current Mood: horny Current Music: Bach (2 Comments |Comment on this)
9:03 pm	still horny Yeah. Still horny. What's up with that? Current Mood: horny Current Music: Bach (Comment on this)
8:43 pm	horny I'm horny. Current Mood: horny Current Music: Bach (Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 20th, 2004
11:40 pm	Mold Some mold crawled out of a soup bowl I left under my desk. It moves very very slowly, so it was halfway up my leg before I noticed it. After screaming and jumping around proved ineffectual, and after I put the fire out, I used some lysol on it. Poof. V. effective. Current Mood: excited Current Music: Bach (Comment on this)
8:59 am	MY BABY DROVE UP IN A BRAND NEW CADILLAC! Current Mood: excited Current Music: Bach (Comment on this)